Scene: Clu sitting in McDonalds drinking a sweet tea reading a paper (basically minding my own business) A group of about 6 walk in…order and sit down two tables behind me. AM nosey enough to figure out it is a Mother with her 5 kids.
Mom: Vodka! How much was the order?
**ok…now at this point I am not sure I heard correctly so I now stop minding my business and begin minding theirs**
Mom: Vodka! I am not playing…I want my change…
**ok…now I KNOW that she just said “Vodka” twice…but since no one has responded I am TRYING to keep hope alive and believe she did NOT name her daughter “Vodka”**
Vodka: Mom there wasn’t any change
Mom: Vodka don’t you play with me…
I don’t care…I am naming my daughter “Hennessy” and my son “Olde E” and there isn’t a damn thing ya’ll can do to stop me!!!