it has finally happened. I knew it was coming sooner or later but somehow I am still not ready for it
one of my close friends is getting married
wait no…they eloped almost 2 months ago and now I am going to the post-elopement wedding thingy. Yup…nothing speeds up a relationship than the threat of deportation. But I digress…
The wave of running down the aisle like that shit is on a buy 1 get 1 free sale seems to have started in August. That is when it was confirmed via Facebook that the guy who ripped my heart out of my chest and danced all over it got married. Him and I were once “best friends” and I knew about the wedding beforehand but there was no way in hell I was not stepping foot near that wedding. No way no how.
But now the friend of this “best friend” is getting married. I HAVE to go. We have been friends for almost 6 years now, became homies because of the aforementioned asshole and have a typical brother/sister relationship. lol. He is such a typical guy…when I finally heard that he had eloped (they got married in February…he didn’t call until early April to get my address to invite me to the small post elopement bashment (lol) His girl…opps WIFE hates that he has female friends so our relationship is basically shot to shit now) we had a typical (well for us) conversation…well…after I cussed him out for keeping his wedding a secret…
Clu: Where is it?
Friend: a hall place somewhere
Clu: what?!? Dammit where is it!
Friend: Somewhere near my house.
Clu: Oh. So where are you registered?
Friend: Registered for what?
Clu: Gifts you ass!
Friend: F*uck gifts…just give me money
So…almost 4 years to the date of our graduation from Hampton…I will be rolling solo to celebrate the eloping of my friend…sigh. I can’t even lie…I was in a funky mood when I first found out, but I have gotten over it and now I can at least go alone and have fun. And I finally have an excuse to dress up by myself.
Blogger’s note: this post really doesn’t have a huge point…I just didn’t want the nasty man post to be on the top anymore. lol.