It’s Nicolay again!
Mom has been slipping! Someone put her in time out! Where is the blogging Mom?!? Where is it?
Jeez…you can’t just start a blog and abandon it. Some people (ruff)
Well since Mom is too busy doing human things I will give you an update…
~ We are moving! Just when I was getting used to that old stinky interloper! Mom was all set to settle in her co-op…and then one day she came home and started looking for apartments and the BAM…we are moving to Harlem. I heard Mom say that she is “too single and too young to be settling down in the suburbs alone” …whatever that means. I hope that means she walks me more!
~ Mommy is 175 now…wait…I’m sorry…25. 🙂 She didn’t grow an extra arm or disintegrate…so I am guessing it isn’t as bad as she thought it would be
~ She has had her hair in those tasty little jerky treat cylinders for over a year now. I don’t know why she doesn’t like me chewing on them…
Blah…enough about Mommy…you’re really here for me right? Of course you are! If I were you I would come here to see me too!
Mom…I am taking over! You need to step your game up!