Well…I ran to Best Buy to buy the special edition of the Hi-Tek album. So naturally I have the CD with me at work and I am listening to it while I slave away over a hot calculator. So…homey who sits around the corner walks up…
“Whatcha listening to?”
“Oh…the new Hi-Tek”
“Hi tech? Oh like techno?”
He then proceeds to make a house music like noise and starts to dance…
“No no…like Hi-Tek the producer?!? You know…remember with Talib Kweli…Reflection Eternal?!?”
So…I changed the subject to save him…sigh…what is wrong with the world today?!? If I said I was listening to Jim Jones he probably would have broke into the chorus of “we fly high” with the “baller” arm motion and everything…or even worse (dare I say it) “Chicken Noodle Soup” (it’s even gotten to the white people now!!!)…sigh
– “Martin Luther – The father of my unborn child” – How I went to go see Martin Luther by myself…had a fabulous time. And how he remembered me from myspace…and his shout out to Stace.
– “Notice: No bail money available here and I WILL snitch” – adventures meeting a new guy…finding out he has an outstanding bench warrant and has been in jail for a few days every year since 1995.
…which would be promptly followed by
– “Oh Lord why me?!?” – self explanatory.